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PostSubject: a MK1 in trouble!!   Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:36 pm

A RSA senior citizen drove his brand new VW MK1 Velociti 1.6I all modified and tuned out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 160kmh; enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing…!" He thought as he flew down the N1, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him with blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored the accelerator to 180 km, then 220 then 240 kmph…..
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of the MK1, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a valid reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman... I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman & drove off….!!
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PostSubject: Re: a MK1 in trouble!!   Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:13 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol!

nice one!

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